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Northwestern

A corrupt 4A high school located in Rock Hill, South Carolina. Known best for its stuck up kids, ROTC teacher, and stupid policys. Also has the lowest pregnancy rate in the district.
Me: Hey, what are you doing today?

You: Going to school, man.

Me: Oh yea? What school do you go to?

You: Northwestern..

Me: Dude. I'm sorry.
But at least you're not pregnant.
by Colonal Allzheimers January 3, 2011
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noreaster

when you have you lovely girlfriend/wife/fuck buddy laying on the bed on her back with her head hanging off, mouth wide open, you grab her by the back and front of her neck (with each hand)and violently fuck her mouth. this position gives you a straight shot down her mouth. no bullshit that she cant take it all. the "noreaster" name comes from its founder with the last name "snow"
dude, the other night i gave my girl a noreaster and you should have heard the gagging noises she was making.
by peter parker November 1, 2004
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Sasquawk Northwesternus

n. the sub-group of humans known to live and sometimes thrive in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States and whom are often recognized by their frequent caterwauling, kvetching, nagging, squealing and grousing about the weather.
The Sasquawk Northwesternus is an enigma. A contradiction. They can be seen in full dress in the heat, complaining that it is too hot and conversely, dressed down and even in short pants while snow falls, thusly complaining about the cold.
by Christopher Gray February 1, 2013
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noreaster

One of the many names that gaudy rich people give the yacht and country clubs.
Hey Chip, going to the Noreaster tonight?

No, No, Bunny and I will be at The Bird's Nest.
by ritechus February 28, 2005
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Northwestern University

The school so named because it happens to be northwest of the University of Chicago.
Person 1: Hey, why's that school called 'Northwestern University'? Seems kinda dumb.

Person 2: There was already a way awesomer school called the University of Chicago. Guess they couldn't get creative.
by turnonthebrightlights137 August 7, 2010
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Nowsterday

Pronounced 'Now-ster-day'

Nowsterday means Now/at this moment/today and Yesterday combined to make Nowsterday.

It is used when you are trying to describe something that happened around Now or Yesterday, either as an excuse or legit reason.

It can also be used to describe how fast you have/had done something.
Worker: "Sorry I haven't been into work, but I've been really sick the past few days"

Boss: "But I just saw you out at the mall"

Worker: "Ya, I just started feeling better, uh, nowsterday"

OR

"I started that project like nowsterday"
by .NumB. March 15, 2009
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Norweiner

You are a norweiner
by BigWilleyBilly August 8, 2016
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