A fantastic actor. Is sexy at any age, wearing any style, with or without incredibly beautiful women on his arms. Edward Norton Gained 30 pounds of sheer muscle to play the ever sexy neo-nazi Derek Vinyard in the best Movie ever, American History X. Tends to make an ass out of himself, demanding to have additional cuts of movies made, and to be a part of the writing process. A total babe.
"I'd love to have Edward Norton's filling in my pie!I'd be just like Fairuza Balk!"
"I wish that shower scene in American History X were Longer, Edward Norton has the hottest body I've ever seen!"
"I wish that shower scene in American History X were Longer, Edward Norton has the hottest body I've ever seen!"
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the best fuckin actor ever. well he doesn't have much of a brain cause the movies he directed sucks but he is the best actor ever. He plays in fight club rounders american history X.
by geatredbird May 10, 2006
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by JesusLovesNorton December 11, 2013
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Someone:"Hey dude! Wanna play a game of Fortnite?"
Me:"Sorry! Norton Family say that my computer time is up, and the site is blocked!"
Me:"Sorry! Norton Family say that my computer time is up, and the site is blocked!"
by BurnD' May 29, 2018
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-The town where you can get a large pizza at Jeffrey's, rent a book from the library(which actually just closed), and then check into a drug rehab clinic all in the same 100 feet.
-The daily routine of any Norton citizen is to wake up, hop in your shitty car, drive through the road work in front of the high school, grab a donut at Honey Dew, hang out at Hess, and go home and get high/drunk/laid.
-Home of the Norton Lancers, the second best team in Division 3 Massachusetts high school football, and girl's softball champs.
-Home to car wars, which suck.
-Running around a country club at night in your underwear occassionally happens.
-The band "The Little Jons" got their start here.
-Home of "Pride Rock", where you can get drunk and punch people.
-Where you can go for a fist pump and get "Stick Shifted", where someone grabs your fist and throws it.
-You can join the "Gay Straight Alliance" if you've got the balls (and want them in some dude's mouth).
-You can stop by the Cigar Man Shop and grab a smoke.
-There is a Fallout shelter in it's elementary school.
-Where, at one point, the word "Belliard" was a code word for drinking alcohol.
-Where the schools have no money for supplies, but Roche Bros. and Walgreen's look great.
-You can either drop out of High School or pretend you have a future for a little while.
-Home to the greatest Halo 3 and Guitar Hero players in the general area.
-Where packing a lip at the superintendent's office sometimes occurs.
-Where the middle school was once broken into through a big hole in the roof, just because the people thought it was a cool place to hang out in.
-Where "Lincoln Log" is a sexual term.
-Where old ladies sometimes get hit with flying bottles of urine.
-Skaters and Bikers alike often go out of town to Skater's Edge because there isn't anywhere to skate or ride bmx.
-Where emo kids are referred to as "Vampires".
-Where a 6 and a half foot swedish foreign exchange student threw snowballs in a locker room once.
-Where a moron once flipped a shitty orange Scion going too fast down an icey road in the winter.
-Every once in a while you'll run into a pregnant girl in the High School.
-Where some people get distracted by shiny objects and love circles.
-The population of black people in the town is approximately 6.
-The town where you can get a large pizza at Jeffrey's, rent a book from the library(which actually just closed), and then check into a drug rehab clinic all in the same 100 feet.
-The daily routine of any Norton citizen is to wake up, hop in your shitty car, drive through the road work in front of the high school, grab a donut at Honey Dew, hang out at Hess, and go home and get high/drunk/laid.
-Home of the Norton Lancers, the second best team in Division 3 Massachusetts high school football, and girl's softball champs.
-Home to car wars, which suck.
-Running around a country club at night in your underwear occassionally happens.
-The band "The Little Jons" got their start here.
-Home of "Pride Rock", where you can get drunk and punch people.
-Where you can go for a fist pump and get "Stick Shifted", where someone grabs your fist and throws it.
-You can join the "Gay Straight Alliance" if you've got the balls (and want them in some dude's mouth).
-You can stop by the Cigar Man Shop and grab a smoke.
-There is a Fallout shelter in it's elementary school.
-Where, at one point, the word "Belliard" was a code word for drinking alcohol.
-Where the schools have no money for supplies, but Roche Bros. and Walgreen's look great.
-You can either drop out of High School or pretend you have a future for a little while.
-Home to the greatest Halo 3 and Guitar Hero players in the general area.
-Where packing a lip at the superintendent's office sometimes occurs.
-Where the middle school was once broken into through a big hole in the roof, just because the people thought it was a cool place to hang out in.
-Where "Lincoln Log" is a sexual term.
-Where old ladies sometimes get hit with flying bottles of urine.
-Skaters and Bikers alike often go out of town to Skater's Edge because there isn't anywhere to skate or ride bmx.
-Where emo kids are referred to as "Vampires".
-Where a 6 and a half foot swedish foreign exchange student threw snowballs in a locker room once.
-Where a moron once flipped a shitty orange Scion going too fast down an icey road in the winter.
-Every once in a while you'll run into a pregnant girl in the High School.
-Where some people get distracted by shiny objects and love circles.
-The population of black people in the town is approximately 6.
by Hanging@Hess March 7, 2009
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The typical Nordonia girl is a fake bitch who tends to think that the overdyed hair/fake tans are sexy.
The typical Nordonia guy is usually a stoner who thinks its cool to smoke in the parking lot and wants everyone to know they are doing it. Sometimes the girls follow in this action as well.
The typical Nordonia girl is a fake bitch who tends to think that the overdyed hair/fake tans are sexy.
The typical Nordonia guy is usually a stoner who thinks its cool to smoke in the parking lot and wants everyone to know they are doing it. Sometimes the girls follow in this action as well.
(Nordonia kid yelling across classroom)
"YA GONNA GET BAKED WIFF ME 2NIGHT?!"
"Ya lets go in the parking lot!"
"YA GONNA GET BAKED WIFF ME 2NIGHT?!"
"Ya lets go in the parking lot!"
by NordoniaSucksBalls May 18, 2008
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