noops

Noops is spoon spelled backwards, and is a reverse spoon. However, noops is not a female/male or outside/inside distinction (see big spoon or little spoon), it is a bum to bum spooning position.

I can't sleep with someone breathing my air and making me hot, so I prefer to noops.

by amandalot February 27, 2011

noops

spooning backwards; when the girls spoons the boy

"Yo Katie, did you and Steve ever have sex?"
"No, but I noopsed him a couple of times."

by Annie W September 8, 2006

noop noop

a Whole in the rear of the body in which no entrance is desired, most of the time noted as "exit" only.

by TriangleMAN January 17, 2003

Noop

A complex combination between the two words, noob and poop. A nooper is a noob, who is also an extreme pooper. Often pronounced in a high shrieking voice to imitate all the little noobs that play too much xbox live and have no life.

Variarions of Noop: Nooper, UltraNoop, Noopstar, Nooptar, Noopzilla, Noop-Rex, Noop, Noopagram (how many noops you are), Noopking, and pretty much anything else including Noop.

NOOP!

by Noopzilla May 10, 2009

noops

A fusion of "nervous" and "poop". When you get so nervous you have to poop.

Coach: "Are you guys ready to win this lax game?"
Player: "brb I've got the noops."

by FSU2013 January 27, 2013

Noop

Emptying your bowels at noon.

Taking a poop at 12:00 pm.

Going number 2 after lunch.

I went to lunch break at 11:15. After eating I walked a good 500 yards to get back to work and I had to take my daily noop.

by QSBJ November 12, 2019

Noop

A word only used by high intellectuals, whom’st have Harvard graduates, and PhD Students kneel and bow down. They are nothing in comparison to the intellectually superior gentlemen who use this foreign piece of astrological language.

“Noop, I can’t make it to the party, too busy teaching rocket scientists astrophysics.

by Anonymous Intellectual December 31, 2017