noops

Noops is spoon spelled backwards, and is a reverse spoon. However, noops is not a female/male or outside/inside distinction (see big spoon or little spoon), it is a bum to bum spooning position.
I can't sleep with someone breathing my air and making me hot, so I prefer to noops.
by amandalot February 09, 2011
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noops

spooning backwards; when the girls spoons the boy
"Yo Katie, did you and Steve ever have sex?"
"No, but I noopsed him a couple of times."
by Annie W September 06, 2006
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a Whole in the rear of the body in which no entrance is desired, most of the time noted as "exit" only.
by TriangleMAN January 17, 2003
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Noop

A complex combination between the two words, noob and poop. A nooper is a noob, who is also an extreme pooper. Often pronounced in a high shrieking voice to imitate all the little noobs that play too much xbox live and have no life.

Variarions of Noop: Nooper, UltraNoop, Noopstar, Nooptar, Noopzilla, Noop-Rex, Noop, Noopagram (how many noops you are), Noopking, and pretty much anything else including Noop.
by Noopzilla May 11, 2009
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A fusion of "nervous" and "poop". When you get so nervous you have to poop.
Coach: "Are you guys ready to win this lax game?"
Player: "brb I've got the noops."
by FSU2013 January 27, 2013
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Noop

Noun: A "Noop" refers to a person, place and or thing that is lacking of intelligence in the moment, a person with amnesia could be considered a Noop. Someone or something that does something dumb or stupid. "Noop" can be interchanged with words like, "idiot" "retard" or "dumbass".
1.
R: I thought today was Monday all day but it's actually Sunday!

T: What a Noop..

2.
T: I forgot to feed the dog at 10 o clock so I fed him at 4 o clock when I remembered.

R: Could you be any more of a Noop?
by Trooper3dope January 08, 2017
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Noop

Emptying your bowels at noon.

Taking a poop at 12:00 pm.

Going number 2 after lunch.
I went to lunch break at 11:15. After eating I walked a good 500 yards to get back to work and I had to take my daily noop.
by QSBJ November 12, 2019
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