Noof

A bizarre and senseless misintepretation of the name 'Dave'.

Phone Caller: "Hi Roberto, it's Dave. Is Mike there?"
Roberto: "Sure, let me put you on hold."
Mike: "Who is on hold for me?"
Roberto: "I think it's Noof."

by Noofnoof January 8, 2009

noof noof

The noise a mouse makes.

"Noof noof!" says Laura when she is drunk.

by Jocy poo bum May 14, 2006

Noobasorus

Someone who says the stupidest shit all the time.

"The last time I heard that one I fell off my dinosaur."

Dood that kid is such a "Noobasorus" I wish he would just shut the hell up.

by Thesnowman WoWarcraft May 9, 2009

nooah

This is a way to spell a name nooah he is a chill dude and his name is spelled uniquie.

-Hey whats thats new kids name.
-Its nooah i think he's preety cool he spells his name cool

by sqweeker May 1, 2019

Noobab

A noob who's as bad as a baboon

Person 1: Sorry I am a noob at this game
Person 2: Noob is an understatement, you are a noobab

by SpikemenDan May 26, 2021

noobaroni

A stupid noob, like one that tries to charge into your base with the sniper rifle.

That noobaroni was so funny! He charged into the base with a sniper and a rocket launcher!

by Cogitator October 4, 2008

Noobapolypse

When you are playing a game with a lobby, (for ex. C.o.d mw2), and a whole bunch of zero-skilled Nobbs join, shooting all over the place. Similar event can happen in World of Warcraft when you are playing and some noobs only target you.

You: "O.k imma snipe that guy!"
noob 1: "bang bang bang!
noob 2: gets rpg* BOOOM!!
You: runs for cover*
noob: 3:looks for you*
noob 4: shoots all over the place*
You: $#!&! Its a Noobapolypse!!!!!
Noob 5: shoots*
You: gets shot by noobs and dies.

by _-=Dux151istehpwnzor=-_ June 20, 2011