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Nonce

Someone who likes to touch, or at least try and touch kids.
Person 1 - "Hey did you hear about Elf!?"
Person 2 - "No, why?"
Person 1 - "He tried it on with that 14 year old and he's like 18/19!"
Person 2 - "Oh my god! What a fucking nonce!"
by GetToTheChoppa September 8, 2013
mugGet the Noncemug.

Nonce

A word for nice people in britain. When you want to compliment a man in britain, you must call him a nonce. Men in britain get mad at the use of it because its too kind.
John: Your a nonce, sir!
Mr. Smith: Well thank you, john! I’ll tell your mum of this!
John: That would be a pleasure!
*mister smith rings johns mum up and later does her*
by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023
mugGet the Noncemug.

nonce

“Max your dad sits at the top of the stairs and pretends he’s on the chase the silly nonce”
by MrTinyKnob March 8, 2021
mugGet the noncemug.

Nonces

by bernard April 11, 2003
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nonce

watch out for uncle vic he's a nonse that diddles kiddies
by edna cushion October 25, 2003
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nonce

A mincing boy-hungry paedophile
She was 14!!!!!!! You fucking NONCE!
by m_man1401 April 27, 2004
mugGet the noncemug.

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