you can't handle me

when you're unable to manipulate something put into your possessions or unable to control someone or something into a stable range of management.

other interpretations:
you can't handle this
you can't handle it

boy: can i talk to you for a second?
girl: no.
boy: can i just...
girl: no.
boy: well, just...
girl: no.
boy: you can't handle me, anyway.

by youcan'thandleme December 22, 2007

YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

What someone says as they cover their eyes and pretend to be invisible. They are looking for attention, so give them some, THWAP!

Sween - (covers eyes) You can't see me!
John - (smacks sween in the back of the head) Now I see you, you little rascal!

by Flipynif July 5, 2004

You Can't Whoop Me

A term used by trashier/lower class people. Used usually when a fight is imminent, "You can't whoop me" pretty much means "You can't beat me." Most of the time the person who says this loses.

Person 1: Square up real quick
Person 2: Why, you can't whoop me.
Person 1: We'll see about that...
*Person 1 whoops Person 2*

by LLCOOLJAYYLMAO May 15, 2016

you can't fight the moonlight

Phrase lifted from some song. It is now an allusion to the futility of trying to claim copyright on generic, pointless ideas, particularly within internet fandoms. Has something to do with purple dogs, swans with dogs shoved up their asses, and deviantart.com. Maybe. We can't say for sure.

"Holy shit I came up with bat-winged transvestite raver Anubis stop drawing him"
"You can't fight the moonlight, baby."

by tengu shoes November 8, 2004

You can't trust em

Females in general. Not understanding, and questioning their true intentions or motives.

John: "I thought Rachel liked me..we fucked multiple times. Now shes ignoring me."
Ryan: "Bro, you can't trust em"

by INT17 September 12, 2016

You can't make this stuff up

An expression said in response to an an unbelievable fact or piece of news.

Did you hear about that burglar who called 911 after breaking through a store window because he was afraid he'd cut himself on the way out? You can't make this stuff up.

by barcos August 11, 2012

Signing Cheques you can't cash

Making a promise that you have no realistic chance you can keep.

Jordy to Cheryl - I promise you will win a new car today.
Cheryl to Jordy - You're Signing Cheques you can't cash

by Rizzonator January 5, 2011