A term used by trashier/lower class people. Used usually when a fight is imminent, "You can't whoop me" pretty much means "You can't beat me." Most of the time the person who says this loses.
Person 1: Square up real quick
Person 2: Why, you can't whoop me.
Person 1: We'll see about that...
*Person 1 whoops Person 2*
Person 2: Why, you can't whoop me.
Person 1: We'll see about that...
*Person 1 whoops Person 2*
by LLCOOLJAYYLMAO May 15, 2016
A word to describe something that is generally cheap or poor. Derived from the word "Government", which is notorious for giving handouts to poorer folks for things such as food, housing, healthcare, etc. Shortened to "Gubment" due to the way both the black and the back country redneck community pronounce the word "Government". Generally used to describe items used by very low class people.
Example 1:
Person 1: *Pulls out cracked 7" Acer Laptop*
Person 2: Put that gubment laptop away, YOU BROKE.
Person 1: I don't care *continues to watch videos at 10 fps*
Example 2:
Mom and Daughter strolling through store
Daughter: Momma can we get some Kraft Mac and Cheese?
Mom: Nah quit lookin were gonna get the great value.
Daughter: You won't catch me eating that gubment food...
Person 1: *Pulls out cracked 7" Acer Laptop*
Person 2: Put that gubment laptop away, YOU BROKE.
Person 1: I don't care *continues to watch videos at 10 fps*
Example 2:
Mom and Daughter strolling through store
Daughter: Momma can we get some Kraft Mac and Cheese?
Mom: Nah quit lookin were gonna get the great value.
Daughter: You won't catch me eating that gubment food...
by LLCOOLJAYYLMAO May 13, 2016