Nincompoop

A silly person.

What my mum calls me all the time...

Me: I was looking for the doughnuts but they were right infront of my face!
My mum: You nincompoop!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

nincompoop

a shitty rich person or a shitty income

that brit is a real nincompoop!

by ExpierdMilk March 14, 2023

Nincompoop

Very cute baby, particularly a little boy

Phil is such a nincompoop!

by dabestate4ever April 1, 2023

udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.

If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

NINCOMPOOP

Oh yes a fucking genius ... im hoping to soon submit my defination for "nincompoop" as a trail of small black marble sized poop from a hungover fedora wearing incell ,the morning after accidentally drinking the ruffie cocktail that was meant for his only "girl cousin"

As my hungover cousin was frantically making his way to the bathroom, I noticed a trail of his own Nincompoop... that would lead him back to his grandmothers SofaBed in the basement.

by Ann M Neesia October 26, 2019

Nincompoop

Nincompoop is a trail of marble sized human feces created by fedora wearing incels that unintentionally consume toxic beverages brewed by said incel created specifically for rape of a fellow family member.

.Thanks to John Herman...The "Victim" was identified after forensic reports revealed the Nincompoop matched the DNA of the perpertrator."

by Ann M Neesia October 26, 2019

nincompoop

Addi Torkelson

“i fucking hate all you nincompoops”
“what’s a nincompoop?”-Addi T
“you”

by Cgareny12040404 January 3, 2021