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Hot bag of Nickels 

When one takes nickles and boils them in water and then places them in a bag of sorts, such as a tube sock. When beating a person with a hot bag of nickels no bruising will occur no matter how hard you hit them as long as the nickels stay warm.
When my kids get on my nerves I simply beat them about the face and neck with a hot bag of nickels because it will not leave a mark.

papa nickels 

the fiercest bitch ALIVE. papa nickels is also a synonym for SEX!!!!!
i saw papa nickels today, and i almost fainted!
FIERCE!
papa nickels by Billy69time April 19, 2008

wooden nickels

Don't let know one try to tell you, or get you to believe that it is..When really it never was and/or can never be.

Someone coming to you saying, I know where you can get this or that for a little of nothing..Just give me your name,address,money etc. And I'll see that you get it..When all alone they where just playing you..They knew that it wasn't or could never be. But you gave it to them trusting them. And you end up with nothing..

Be careful don't take no wooden nickels. Old saying originating from DETROIT.
wooden nickels by Mrs, Ty May 30, 2008

bumpy nickels 

When a woman of a rather large size wears tight fitting pants so that one can see every bit of cellulite in her ass through the fibers of lycra that are holding on for their dear sweet lives.
That woman needs to either mix in a salad or a mumu. I can see her bumpy nickels.
bumpy nickels by Dork de Jour January 10, 2008

short stack of nickels 

A reference to the size of the male weener when it is extremely flaccid, and somewhat exposed. Most often accompanied by tighy whities, a t-shirt, spandex, a wetsuit or similar.
When my friend got out of the lake in a wetsuit, it was as though someone had placed a short stack of nickels in the area where his his genetalia should be. Everyone was made aware of this, and laughed histerically.

Drop two nickels in a bucket 

To make a dicision with complete disregard to common sense.
Understanding that your better judgment tells you to get plenty of rest before tomorrow mornings meeting, you decide to drop two nickels in a bucket and join your friends for happy hour.