nicaraguan

the most awesome group of people you will ever meet and contrary to what most people think we DONT speak french.
people who love plantains and hate when others call corn maze. some of the nicest hispanics you will ever meet. AND WE DIDN'T JUMP THE BORDERS LIKE THE MEXICANS!

guy 1: did you see that nice man?

guy 2: yeah what about him?

guy 1: he was nicaraguan

guy 2: no way!!!! hes really nice!!!!

by animeluvr425 June 16, 2008

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A gigantic ogre like man who has no common sense and should really be on the black market HallMark channel. He and his husband Orlins have many “complications” Over the camera but we all know it’s for show 🥵. Dude eat more than two thousand calories and blames his weight on stress, gtfo mane 😚.

“YOU BIG MAN CHILD! I HATE YOU! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!” - Orlin Home
“I’m going on a diet! - Why I cant go on a diet • Emotional” - Nickacado Avacado

by Koii𝖨𝗌𝖣𝖾𝖺𝖽 September 11, 2020

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Nicaraguan gooch tickler

Verb: Th act of sleeping with two midgets an iguana and a blonde woman. After pleasuring to the blonde girl to the point of orgasm, the iguana well be sacrificed, and the blood spilled upon the woman's gooch, after which the midgets will tickle the gooch with assorted lawn tools and a king size twix. The midgets will then eat the woman out as she spews out blood and vaginal secretion. This act does not require the human penis only timing.

Bro -"Dude wheres your iguana"
Dude-"The chick made me do a Nicaraguan gooch tickler"
Bro- "nice dude but pore iguana"

by Aliwishes November 2, 2010

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Nicaragua

Location : Central America (between Costarica and Guatemala)
Capital : Managua
Population : Not sure.

I lived in Nicaragua for an year, there are not so many place for tourists, however Monteli Mar, the biggest resort in west coast, is the best place where I've been.
People are very kind and very honest.
Not so dangerous walking on the street during the time in midnight.
Volcano and lakes are beutiful.

You should stop by Nicaragua when you trip to central america.

by Andy December 1, 2003

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Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich

left foot to mouth
right foot to ass
then give your partner the deep one.

"I can suck dick, i can blow dick, but i cant make a valentine for linus for SHIT. How am i supposed to get him to stick his left foot in my mouth, his right foot in my ass, and give me a Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich!?"

by Bundlez April 13, 2008

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