Slang name for any "Canadian Tire" store. Quite possibly the most inept automotive shop in all of Canada.
"Whomever changed the oil in your car, forgot to put more back in. Where did you go?"
"I took it to Newfie Speed and Custom."
"Uh, oh. 'Nuff said!!!"
"I took it to Newfie Speed and Custom."
"Uh, oh. 'Nuff said!!!"
by D.Gould November 3, 2007
Get the Newfie Speed and Custommug. "Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"
"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."
"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."
by D. Gould January 9, 2007
Get the Newfie Retirement Fundmug. Holy shit! My pair held up? What did you have with all that betting?
Newfie flush I was hoping to fill on the river
Newfie flush I was hoping to fill on the river
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 7, 2009
Get the Newfie Flushmug. That pink, blue, white, or any other coloured puck in the urinal that is supposed to cover up the smell of a few thousand pisses. Usually ineffective. "Newfie" is short for Newfoundlander, person that hails from a province known for its' screech, rocks and seasonal employment.
I was at the bar and had to drive home, so I took a bite out of the Newfie Breath Mint to disguise my screech breath.
by nickpapageorgio February 8, 2008
Get the Newfie Breath Mintmug. A shitty brand of smokes that someone has usually boughten from indians they basicly suck ass and noone like them there used as a last resort and your called broke ass for smoking them
by daganj November 19, 2009
Get the newfie smokesmug. by Bill Clinton’s Cigar April 7, 2021
Get the Surf Newfiemug. Canadian version of a "Mexican stand off"
See
Youtube- RCMP Musical Ride at Queen's 90th Birthday to "Maple Leaf Forever"
See
Youtube- RCMP Musical Ride at Queen's 90th Birthday to "Maple Leaf Forever"
The state sanctioned death penalty for Constitutional charges in Canada is death by RCMP Newfie Firing squad.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
Get the Newfie firing squadmug.