Newbie

A term that was developed in Vietnam since 60% of the new recruits died in their first 3 months of service.

The senior soldiers used to name the new recruits "newbies" so that they didn't have to know the real names of the soldiers when they died in the field.

We lost another newbie today Captain.

by Mike_B July 15, 2008

twilight newbie

the most annoying motherfuckers in the world. people who JUST read Twilight a week or so ago and suddenly think they're the hardcorest fans ever.

newbie1: i just read twilight. I CLAIM JACOB BLACK TO BE MY HUSBAND. HES MINE!
longtime fan: actually, he is mine.
newbie1: NO!! i read the book first.
longtime fan: is that why i read Twilight after the first book hit the shelves and have been a huge fan ever since and i even MET stephenie, but you just read it a week ago?
newbie2: OHHMYGOD. i love Edward.
longtime fan: -sigh- twilight newbies should be shot in the face with a bazooka.

by Twilight is my religion x3 March 27, 2008

Newberg

A town in Northern Oregon populated by rich old people, hott chicks that are as churchy as nuns, and guys who feel they are bad for being the biggest douche bags on a Christian School campus

Q: Can I touch you?
A: No..
Q: Oh you live in Newberg don't you?

by GFU Student December 1, 2010

Newberg High School

Not as bad as it's put out to be, the other person probably just has a little sand in their vagina and is pissed because everyone at NHS hates them. Lot's of skanks and potheads, but that's pretty much any high school.

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Newberg High School.
Person 1: Oh, cool.

by sup1234563413612 August 10, 2009

newbie post

Making a post on a forum without doing the proper search to check and see if the item has been posted about before.

"omgwtfbbq, Half-Life 2 is out!!1"

by blackice912 January 11, 2005

Newbie

New faces

Same pattern

Noticed it in my only solace in the back garden

Well without considerable effort from certain others …

Anyways moved to front as despise the back .. used to be a nice little paint paradise .. albeit briefly …

Back to point… walk to my gate new people moved in prompt paranormal investigation after realising my movements are noticed immediately from yet another source too..

Fucking immediately..

So this time move to gauge wtf is happening

Stage was set .. got the answer ..

Move to only spot it will be possible to be seen with considerable effort … it’s a good barometer and rarely fails …

Guess what ..

Oh yep ..

Then coats and look an evening stroll … part of me could have bitten but that’s exactly why they were headed towards my house ..

New players

Newbies

Same faces

More definitions

Hubby mask slipping too …

Scary times

I’m so glad I have UD ….

…

…

Actually it’s a kind of therapy ..

Sad in itself …

Wonder if they are still outside ..

If I don’t come back I did go and check …

Lol .. my bet is this new couple as realised that’s what it is … knew me before they moved in … strange hunch I now have …

Where’s penny ?

Newbie … maybe someone else is playing bait …

Touché

Nice to see humanity is true to form …

Yet I still bite … here anyways …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 29, 2023

newblet

a newbie... Kirk gaughan is the master of all newblets.

There were four newblets walking down the road, when Billg Ates ran them over with his humvee.

by Mark November 8, 2003