Nerf Bat

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1. Liternally, it is a soft, foam-rubber bat, produced by Nerf(c), a subsidiary of Hasbro(C) Inc. Notoriously better at wounding the victim's pride than causing actual injury.

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2. Based on def. 1 above, "Nerf Bat" has come to refer to the implement that a game developer wields when reducing the effectiveness of a class in a computer game, usually an MMORPG. This process is also known as "Nerfing." See NERF for more info.

1. Ow! That...err...didn't hurt that much, but why did you hit me with that nerf bat?

2. This class was almost fun until they beat it to death with the nerf bat!

by The Baron October 10, 2003

nerfssassinate

to sneak up on someone and 'Assassinating' them using a nerf gun. most likely done in public

frank: I'm going to nerfssassinate bob

by tanaka sagara March 3, 2007

its nerf or nothing

The act of shooting your genitals with a nerf gun.

Person: ITS NERF OR NOTHING
1 second later
Person: EAGHHHHHHHHHH

by Coolcool2 January 27, 2021

nerfcicle

A frozen treat that is meant for the unsuspecting person that you really dont like, just jack off, freeze it (add dye for effect) and viola!! you have nerfcicle!!

Tommy and tamara were not getting along, tommy hated tamara tommy collected his juice, put it in a popcicle maker, and gave it to tamara as a make up gift. the nerfcicle was her downfall, somethis about a tuna salad monster in her tummy

by Earljohnosn July 16, 2008

Netfuck

Netflix n chill but this time you actually get dick/pussy

Do you want to netfuck and chill tonight?

by Pizzaface November 15, 2019

Better nerf Irelia

The expression used when a person (or organization) is out of all ideas and have no idea how to fix situation and they end up hitting the same nail over and over again until it is dead.

Irelia is a champion in RTS game League of Legends. While her kit was OK, some employees from the the organization behind the game had some personal issues with Irelia and took turns and ruining her kit. The game is having lags; nerf Irelia. The game crashes; nref Irelia. Thus the phrase Better nerf Irelia

by _irelia January 11, 2014

nerfcicle

a semen popsicle...used on drunken broads at partys.

Chris gave sarah a nerfcicle

by Chris & Sarah May 6, 2005