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nerdelinger

n. A person who is in the final and most extreme stages of nerdliness.
Hey, nerdelinger, what's that you got there? A book?? What are you doing? Homework!?! What a loser.

Long is the biggest nerdelinger I know.
by Serena March 18, 2003
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Nerlingers

A term used in Scottish soccer newsgroups to indicate unwarranted hyperbole attributing special skills or qualities, especially to soccer players, with little evidence to support them.

Origin: Christian Nerlinger, a German soccer player who signed for Glasgow Rangers with great anticipation of his being an exceptional player but who later proved to be a grave disappointment.

Formerly Nerlinger's Syndrome.
"This boy may only have played for half an hour but I've seen enough to suggest we have landed a future great."

"No, you are just afflicted with Nerlingers."
by Studs Murphy January 26, 2006
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Needling

To needle is to perform the act of sticking a needle down your own penis. Men do this for pleasure. Some men using utensils other than needles, ranging from paperclips, to knives, to even toothpicks. Toothpicks are not advised however, because some splinters can break off inside the urethra and cause intense pain.
Cleff:"Hey, do you wanna have a Needle Circle today?"
Jebediah:"Hell yeah! I got this new bomb ass needling pencil I wanna try out!"
by DirtyGoolash May 21, 2010
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nerdlinger

the ultimate form of nerd-dome
by spicy nan October 8, 2003
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needling

When one man loves another man very much, and one man has a VERY large penis and the other has a very SMALL penis, and the man with the small penis sticks his penis inside the urethra of the large penis, then they have needled.
"Alright, now slide your penis into my penis..."

"OH GOD YOU'RE NEEDLING ME! HOLY SHIT! AHHH GOD!"

"So you're saying that when two men needle and one man cums, then semen will enter the other man's penis and mix with his semen and then go back into the first man's penis and then the process will repeat? COOL!"

"Oh, god, I can't believe we just needled. I mean, at first I didn't think it was even possible. I need a smoke"
by Lord Funzor January 2, 2009
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Nerdlinger

Someone who is a nerd and lingers for too long in your presence.
Cynthia is such a nerdlinger.
by Angela Brown May 15, 2005
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nerdlinger

1. A major nerd
2. A plastic piece of dental equipment, a mouth-guard to protect teeth, which may be worn at night or while playing sports.
3. A person who wears a nerdlinger mouth guard is also known as a nerdlinger.
Michael wears a nerdlinger at night to protect his teeth. He is a nerdlinger because he wears a nerdlinger.
by Tuna Mary August 7, 2007
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