needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010

needyyryan

One of the best accounts on twitter. He has the best taste in music and best taste in men. He’s an arianator, barb, swiftie, blink, and army all in one!

Omg needyyryan is so amazing, just look at him

by cardiphobic October 16, 2020

Mc(needs a)cain

an old man running for president.

"God,that Mc(needs a)Cain guy isn't even gonna make it for 4 years if he makes president, old man"

by jessiruni March 17, 2009

Everyone needs a rowan

Rowans are very smart, intelligent and caring. Everyone needs one in their life

Everyone needs a rowan.

by Ellie Meadowward April 28, 2020

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

What you say when you need to get out of an awkward situation, fast.

- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*

by UrbanPrick July 9, 2012

dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

by Getz December 23, 2003

Needs moar pooper

1. The universal need around the world for more pooper.

2. When a porno needs more anal shots or general pooper

3. When a woman needs to allow for more anal sex and/or anal play.

Hey mike, how did you like the porno?

It Needs moar pooper!

by Mister pooper August 6, 2009