Stolypin's Necktie

Largely thought of as Stolypin's (the minister for the interior in Russia between 1906 and 1911) purges on the opposition to the Tsar. However it also refers to tying string (not too tightly) to the base of the penis in order prologue the wanking process.

"Hey Dave, you should try Stolypin's Necktie sometime... I was pumping away for 2 hours last night, but don't tie it too tight or you'll rip your cock off"

by ThePizzle May 28, 2009

chocolate necktie

When one fucks a girl in the butt, removes his poo streaked penis and then titty fucks her.

That bitch is still wearing the chocolate necktie I gave her last week.

by Mike Lawyer November 16, 2003

Nisqually Necktie

A food rope left on the bare chest of a bed partner. This is the Pacific Northwest regionalization for the ever popular Cleveland Steamer.

Did you hear that grandma gave grandpa for a Nisqually Necktie for his birthday?

by Sam the Butcher January 14, 2004

New England Necktie

When a girl wraps her legs around your neck and farts directly on you, her legs draping across your chest like a tie. In some cultures, it is a symbol of great fortune.

"You seen Bobby recently?"

"No man, he's been down since he and Monica broke up."

"Why'd the break up?"

"Heard she gave him a New England Necktie."

"Say no more."

by PoopsMcGoops February 26, 2018

Pablo Escobar’s Necktie

When you fall asleep with traditional corded earbuds and wake up with the cord wrapped around your neck possibly causing choking and asphyxiation.

I wore my shitty iPhone earbuds to bed and woke up with that cord on my neck like Pablo Escobar’s Necktie.

by Pheecees December 10, 2022

colombian necktie

Original from Colombia by Colombian Cartels. When someone is murdered for snitching (informant), by slicing the throat and pulling the tongue through the whole in the neck. Hence Colombian Necktie

187 on that DEA snitch, with a Colombian Necktie

by Heuy Freeman February 12, 2010

Alabama necktie

A paper toilet seat cover worn around the neck with the flap hanging down in front.

See also ass gasket and Texas t-shirt

Billy Bud wore an Alabama necktie to his sister's wedding.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005