nardies

High school (and sometimes college) boys who like sports, are generally huge assholes, get really drunk, say things like "damn son!", and are disrespectful to girls.

Typical nardy conversation:
Nardy 1: "Dude, I was so drunk last night!"
Nardy 2: "I know. I fucked insert random girl"
Nardy 1: "Damn son! Who was it?"
Nardy 2: "You know, just some bitch."

Typical girl conversation:
Girl 1: "Hey, I'm having a party tonight."
Girl 2: "Ew, can we not invite the nardies? I'm actually trying to have fun."

by daaaaaaaaaaana December 25, 2007

nards

1. A different, funny way to say "nuts"

It hurts to get kicked in the nards.

by Disco_Bandit February 15, 2006

nards of doom

Big swinging balls that try to knock you into the swill water on MXC.

Oh no Vic, he got hit by the nards of doom.

by t September 7, 2004

Naod

Naod is a East African prince who is very sexy and handsome. He wears luxury and nice clothing and knows how to dress. He is smart, kind respectful and anyone would want to be his friend, and any girl would be smart to marry a Naod. If you know a Naod tell him that he is respectable, funny, and cute before he goes away accomplishing something else in his life.

Naod is such a cool guy, he dresses well and knows what he is doing. Naod is so smart and I want to be his friend, he is very sexy and handsome and any girl wants him.

by coronaviruz March 26, 2020

nardonic

1.adverb Online behavior of a sardonic nature where a person attempts to act "ballsy" or "puffed up" in a defensive/passive agressive manner, but instead appears humorus and annoying.

\/\/4n483 has been kicked from #chat (reason: STOP acting nardonic, plz/tyvm).

by Sekhmet1369 May 31, 2010

Nardfarmer

Someone who at the sight or even the thought of a pair of testicles gets overly exited. If the testicles are particularly smelly or sweaty the senses go into overload and the exitement turns into obsession. This person becomes compelled by sensory overload and desires nothing more than to fondle, tickle, violently sniff, and in most cases to suck on gonads.

Andrew: Did you see Ryan starring at John's package

when he was changing after practice it was

like he was hypnotized.

Mike: I saw him doing it last week too except he was

drooling.

Andrew: Man I always new he was a nardfarmer.

by ChasmBlaster August 29, 2011

Narda

A girl who's pretty, smart, and nice to everyone. She's an awesome friend who will listen to you when you need it. She's also creative and can be a spazz.

That girl is so awesome, she's such a Narda.

by Nycteris April 24, 2010