Jew napper

A Jewish girl, one who typically naps a lot. Logic dictates this term defines virtually all Jewish girls.

David: "How was the date last night?"
Jordan: "She didn't answer her phone, this morning txted me she was sleeping!"
David: "Another Jew napper."

The bachelorette weekend was a great time. Unfortunately the high density of Jew nappers slowed us down.

by Ben "Shalom" Bernanke October 27, 2011

Snazzy Napper

While your partner is sleeping you drop a load on their face. Then you place the sheet over their face so that it sticks to their face thus resembling a Snazzy Napper.

My girlfriend was more interested in taking a nap than blowing me. So I gave that bitch a Snazzy Napper!

by Billie Maize September 5, 2010

noon napper

the ability to say FUCK IT and to fall back asleep till noon

my boss is pissed because i'm a noon napper

by iggyvanzant November 6, 2007

Filthy Napper

When someone likes to nap anywhere, at anytime. Someone you see taking a cheeky little filthy nap whenever they can.

What a filthy napper that hairy old woman is!

by Cheese Hunter May 26, 2010

Scarlet Napper

n. name applied to the outrageously sunburned pate of a Northern Irishman vacationing in Florida caused by a liberal use of Bud Lite and “male” moisturizers.

Roy put your Rangers cap back on. NASA called, your scarlet napper is blinding the astronauts on the International Space Station again.

by Annieger September 19, 2012

Booty Napper

One who steals another's sexual partner.

Damn that Chris guy is such a booty napper, he swept Tiffany from right under my nose.

by Analrapist69 November 6, 2014

gangsta napper

I'm still a little rebellious but enjoy my naps. So I might call myself a "Gangsta Napper".

He was kind of Gangsta back in the day and loved his rap music. But now he's kind of settling down and enjoys his naps in the afternoon. So now he's just more of a "Gangsta Napper".

by RJ Miller June 3, 2017