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napoleon complex

A peronality complex that consists of power trips and false machismo to make up for short height and feelings of inferiority.
George Constanza felt inferior because of his height, but he didn't have much of a napoloeon complex.
by TL May 13, 2005
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Napoleon Boneapart

When you bone a girl/guy so hard anally, the anal cavity is streched so far they have anal leakage. Their hole is so wide they can't control farts or shits.
Ryan: Did you hit that last night?
Kendal: I Napoleon Boneaparted dem cheeks!
by The Ripper 69 June 10, 2016
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Nabooru

An utterly dangerous, sexy character in the game 'The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time' who serves as the exalt of the Gerudo thieves and later as the Sage of Spirits.

Link first encounters her in the Spirit Temple as a child and retrieves the Silver Gauntlet for her. When he finally retrieves them, Nabooru has already been taken away by the evil twin witches, Kotake and Koume, and he must travel forth in time. He meets her again in the form of an iron knuckle whom he must defeat to break the curse.

As with most Gerudo, Nabooru's characteristics consist of bright red hair, tan skin, a long nose, excessive usage of makeup, and skimpy, revealing clothing that will drive any unsuspecting Hylian man to helplessly submit to the Gerudo's control.
"The exalted Nabooru, our leader, put me in charge of this fortress. Nabooru is the second-in-command to the great Ganondorf, King of the Gerudo Thieves. Her headquarters are in the Spirit Temple, which is at the end of the desert."
by Nabooru February 6, 2005
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Napportunity

An opportunity for a nap.
"Two hours before you have to leave? Sounds like a good napportunity."
by Locutionary March 1, 2009
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Anti-Napoleon

n.: A short man who consciously or unconsciously does not act like a douchebag and try to overcompensate for his lack of height by becoming a meathead or driving oversized pickups. Instead, he uses his natural talents, intelligence, and humor to win people over and acheive something meaningful.
Michael Bloomberg is a short man who has used his intelligence and personality to acheive great wealth. He is an anti-Napoleon.

Ben Stiller posesses more comedic energy and creativity than many men several inches taller than him. Again, another anti-napoleon.
by MickeySoulja December 9, 2008
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dirty napoleon

The act of placing your rear end on a door handle or knob, and simply waiting for someone to enter
''Tom just got dared to do a dirty napoleon..now he's unconscious!''
by Mark R Dodge March 25, 2007
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Dusty Napoleon

The art of french kissing the ass after dried shit has been left over for an extendend period of time.
I ain't going down there...I ain't giving no Dusty Napoleon to that nasty bitch.
by Lord Stanley Kauffman May 30, 2010
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