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nanner planner

someone who hides bananas in public areas
Person: Don't tell anyone, but I'm the nanner planner
Person: what the fuck are you talking about
by banannerplanner March 2, 2024
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Nanner Biscuit

Man, that's some sloppy nanner biscuit.
by I Love Beaverstix April 24, 2024
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nanner biscuit

Another word for vagina. It originates from the southern Appalachian mountains.
That chick has some tasty nanner biscuit.

My friend and I were going to go firejumping, but he was being a nanner biscuit about it and chickend out.
by Glassblowerman May 3, 2024
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Nanner Poud

The thick and viscous cream that is discharged from an elderly woman's vagina during INTENSE, pleasurable orgasms; Generally banana scented from the harsh chemicals used to clean their bodies, and likened to the consistency of pudding.
Sure winning at bingo is fun, but taking someone home from here and getting absolutely COVERED in nanner poud sounds even better.
by Grandmother Expert May 28, 2024
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Nanner jammer

Someone who surprises another person by jamming a firm banana into their butthole while they’re not paying attention.
You should’ve seen the look on Kaylie’s face when Alan surprised her with that firm banana. He’s such a nanner jammer
by Al Reemo December 3, 2024
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dolphin nanner

The Dolphin Nanner is the act of a man acquiring eye contact with another man while taking a bite of a banana (which is taboo amongst some circles), even while the victim suspects he may be attempting eye contact.

In order to successfully pull off a Dolphin Nanner, your whereabouts must be assumed (such as behind a cubicle or desk at work), while you actually sneak a little to the left or right of your assumed whereabouts. When the moment is right, you jump up and to the side, make eye contact with your target whilst taking a bite of your banana, then drop back down out of sight. The act closely resembles the motion a dolphin makes when it jumps out of the water, swimming ahead of a large boat or yacht.

The premise behind this extremely effective tactic is that humans will naturally look to sudden moving objects, thus affording the offender the split second required to make eye contact and eat a banana at the same time, simulating fellatio, and making the victim feel violated.
Guy 1: Awww dude, why the fuck did you just make eye contact while eating your banana? What is WRONG with you?
Guy 2: I don't feel remorse; that was the perfect Dolphin Nanner. You just got Dolphin Nanned.
Guy 1: You're so gay.
by SloggenDazs November 21, 2016
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Frosty Nanner

The act of dipping ones penis in a frosty before the act of oral sex to give both parties a refreshing treat!

Note: this is a Wendy's exclusive, other frozen treats simply will not suffice.
"My boyfriend ruined dinner last night when he tried to do the frosty nanner "
by E-wrek January 20, 2020
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