by Nvidia NW Twee December 6, 2020
So I was at the gas station right, and a dude points a gun at me and tell me to give me everything you got now! Now i’m standing there with my ass in my hands and all i’m trying to do is buy my shit and leave.
by joewal June 21, 2022
by BizzarrelyOnAll March 23, 2021
Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...
by ThatOneWeirdGuyWithNoGender February 27, 2017
Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤
my uncle touched my weewee 😳
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤
my uncle touched my weewee 😳
by BionicNoob November 7, 2019
by bloody hoe December 14, 2019
Use the phrase not my monkey, not my circus when someone asks you for example, your opinion about Nostradamus or other meaningless, to you, nonsense. The phrase was first used by this guy Gavi who once worked with me.
by Sexydimma December 28, 2022