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i will stick my penis in your eye

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value
Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye
by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004
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jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.
this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through
by terrobite January 9, 2019
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Bleach my eyes

When you see something or someone disturbing or unholy, you bleach you eyes
I just saw something unholy on Urban Dictionary.

Pass my some, I need to bleach my eyes
by * bleep* October 5, 2020
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my eyes are up here

A statement to remind someone distracted by a person's breasts or genitalia that they're having a conversation.
Todd: Yeah, so we'll meet up for the movies at um... uh(staring at/hypnotized by the breasts of the woman he's talking to) I uh...

Lisa: Hey, my eyes are up here bud.

Todd: Oh! Crap, sorry bout that.
by Bovious August 2, 2016
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through my eyes, out my ass

The written word variant of 'in one ear, out the other.'
When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.
Nick: did you get my text? Or my email?!
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.
by mong returns August 18, 2011
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