by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004
Get the i will stick my penis in your eye mug.extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.
by terrobite January 9, 2019
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: Youโre an idiot.
Guy2: Youโre an idiot.
by Meep beep June 12, 2021
Get the one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter mug.by * bleep* October 5, 2020
Get the Bleach my eyes mug.by alurria May 30, 2020
Get the oh to see without my eyes ห๐ห mug.A statement to remind someone distracted by a person's breasts or genitalia that they're having a conversation.
Todd: Yeah, so we'll meet up for the movies at um... uh(staring at/hypnotized by the breasts of the woman he's talking to) I uh...
Lisa: Hey, my eyes are up here bud.
Todd: Oh! Crap, sorry bout that.
Lisa: Hey, my eyes are up here bud.
Todd: Oh! Crap, sorry bout that.
by Bovious August 2, 2016
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When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.
When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.
Nick: did you get my text? Or my email?!
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.
by mong returns August 18, 2011
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