tripping my balls off 

Under the extreme influence of a psychedelic substance. The user is most likely seeing open-eye hallucinations(OEV) and possibly having a spiritual moment. Complete loss of connection with reality.

Dude, those shrooms i just ate............wait, what? Oh dude, did you feel that? I'm sending you energy waves by closing my eyelids at you. Dude, it's shaking the whole room. I f*cking hate that lemon, it wants to fight me. I'm so tripping my balls off. F*CK YOU LEMON!!!!!!!

tripping my balls off by Richard the righteous and his lemon September 6, 2006

I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT 

Having the urge to either put testicles or small rubber balls into something

"WHOSE GOT SOMTHING FOR ME"
"I DO"
"WHAT IS IT"
"BABA GANOUSH"
"I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT"

I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT by snare23 July 15, 2009

empty my balls 

To orgasm, nut, blow your load.

I have blue balls, I need to empty my balls!
I emptied my balls on her face!

empty my balls by epicman123 August 9, 2017

jacking my balls 

Not doing anything, wasting time, lollygagging, being abnormaly lazy

Rob is over there working hard and im just over here jacking my balls.

jacking my balls by Stphano April 22, 2011

Cargo My Balls

The act of holding a set of man-sacs up with your finger, or preferably a small stick, to search under his scrotum for loose change, like a hungry hobo.

I craved a Hot Apple Pie from McDonald's Dollar Menu, but was short 50-cents. My boyfriend yelled out "Cargo my balls," and I found enough change for a small milk too.

Cargo My Balls by Hot Hobo July 5, 2011

No sweat off my balls.

No problem for me. No big deal to me.

Sobody you don't give a shit about doesn't invite you to their wedding. Your response: No sweat off my balls.

No sweat off my balls. by WiggityWagner January 6, 2012

Can I Just Slice My Balls Off? 

a phrase similar to Lets just have sex, see Let's just have sex.

in a situation where you feel bad or emo, you say this out of random, its supposed to be funny, so saying it out of random and crap like that makes it like really funny? idk, but this is where the BallslicerZ derived their name from, from slicing off all their balls.

Kelvin: wow i suck so bad today
Panda: yeah you do actually, whats with your butterfly.
Kelvin: idk, Can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: okay im gonna make that our ventrilo channel name LOLOLOLOL.

Can I Just Slice My Balls Off? by pandaboyxxx September 21, 2009