pissing myself laughing

laughing a lot within oneself, or with mates on something seriously funny

He walked into the office in red trousers n with half mustache, he looked so funny that I was pissing myself laughing.

by vazmataz February 18, 2014

feeling myself

think more of yourself. being confidence about yourself without a person consent.

I am really feeling myself in this outfit.

by ginababy February 24, 2015

code muselk

The wrong code to use in the Fortnite item shop

USE CODE LAZAR

Muselk: Use code Muselk

Lazarbeam: Code Muselk is trash use Code Lazar

by CodeLazarSupporter May 20, 2019

crunched myself

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.

"Sorry I crunched myself"

by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

i shit myself

this is what you say when you shit yourself

guy 1: i shit myself

guy 2: same

by humanmale2 May 20, 2021

muselim

a devout fan of muse.

"Muselims unite!"
-youtube blogger

by rovert reklaw February 7, 2007

played myself

Screw things up for yourself. Let yourself down. Betray yourself by acting in a way that's opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.

The Amy Winehouse song "Tears dry on their owm":

"Yeah, I played myself again, should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men"

by multi-wall June 30, 2008