multitasking

verb used to describe the action of doing 2 or more very important things at the same time to be efficient. to normal people, doing these things at the same time may be considered not ok, but to fun people, they can accept doing these things at the same time.

annabelle calls kaily

a: wyd
k: eating chips and salsa and watching vampire diaries in the bath
a: ya sounds legit

k: just some typical multitasking

by unicornsarereal February 5, 2018

Multitasking

Screwing up several things at once.

Why is an example required? I think the definition was pretty self-explanatory, yes?

This was written while multitasking

by .fez May 17, 2018

Multitasking

Performing many tasks at once, yet none very well. This term first saw use during The Great MBA Cock-Up of the 1980s and 1990s during which middle management worldwide became flooded with new, yet wholly clueless and ill trained, apprentice managers. These MBAs were stamped out as though by an ill-formed factory cookie cutter creating the same bad shape by the tens of thousands. It has gained further use to explain poor performance in nearly every human endeavor possible, from parenting to rocket science and brain surgery.

Anyone who claims they are "good" at multitasking is a damned liar.

by JCJollyRoger March 19, 2019

multitasking

when you do something and other thing(s) at the same time you're multitasking

Patrick: hi spongebo-
Spongebob: SHUT UP I'M MULTITASKING

by AnyaForger May 8, 2022

Multitasking

When you don't have a talent, so you pick Multitasking from google

"Whats your talent"
"My talent is multitasking"
"What's multitasking"
"Its when your trying to define something while talking to a dumbass bitch"

by scallyhaborwaggers May 13, 2022

Multitasking Influencer

After being caught beating off, and you are being helped, stop paying attention and begin to record a podcast on how to overcome loosing instagram followers.

My wife got home early, and I became a Multitasking Influencer, if you know what I mean.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Multitasking

A woman targeting 3 different erogenous zone at the same time.

"Wow, Janet was playing with Gary's nipple while blowing him and fingering his ass. She was multitasking that dude."

by ThePlizzle March 2, 2026