beer mugger

beer mugger (n). The man you discover
has hit you over the head and taken
£5 out of your wallet the morning after
you "nip out for a couple of
pints".
The beer mugger got me again last night.
by C February 24, 2004
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hugger mugger

hugger mugger is the shittiest game on the planet
by The Rook May 29, 2005
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spunk mugger

to be be spunk mugged.
to part with ones seed on the understanding that sufficient contraceptive precuations are in place.
the intention of the deception being to become pregnant for the purposes of securing a mate, coucil flat, celebrity child or financial gain through child support.
the spunk mugger can often be spotted congregating at the local council office. care should be taken not to aggitate them
as they often operate in packs and can be aggressive.
by mr lobby March 10, 2009
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flocken mugger

a person who is new at stealing but doesnt quite succeed. Gets caught.
Ted: Did you see that guy getting arrested?
Ben: He's probably just a flocken mugger.
by homieee December 9, 2007
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pittsburgh mugger

The act of shoving a mug up a womans asshole
Dude! I gave your mom a Pittsburgh mugger lastnight and it was great
by tacomaster April 29, 2014
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waffle mugger

(verb) to shove waffles in ones anus. that eat it out with no hands
frank and pat did some "waffle mugging" later that day

dude, "waffle mugger" is fucked up
by faggenspackle December 21, 2008
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(Noun) Elf that is bad at making toys and or other elf qualities.
I can't make that many toys! Face it, I'm a cotton headed ninny mugger
by Sarah and Molly August 4, 2008
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