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Muffin King

The king of all muffins, very deadly
"oh god! 125,120,861 people where killed last year by the Muffin King!"
by Legatox June 12, 2008
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Muffinstuff

A person who is tiny or has a tiny body, but has a big head and/or fluffy,spikey or crazy hairdo. They resemble a muffin, because muffins have a tiny bottom part with a huge fluffy top part, just with alot more stuff on them than a muffin. may be used as a degrading term for a short or tiny person.
person A: LOL THAT PERSONS HEAD IS DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS BODY! WHAT A MUFFINSTUFF

person B: HAHAH YEAH! HIS HEAD IS TOO BIG AND HIS HAIR IS SO FLUFFY! LIKE A MUFFINSTUFF

person C: HEY YOU! CAN I CALL YOU MUFFINSTUFF??

person D: AWW, POOR LITTLE MUFFINSTUFF CANT REACH THE TOP SHELF?
by copyrighttoy October 25, 2010
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Muffin Sweater

A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).
Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"

Kelton: "No, why?"

Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"

Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"
by Geoff AF April 30, 2010
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muffin buffing

woman/girl rubbing her clit masturbating. "female getting off"
joe is not going to come home tonight...so i am going to take care of myself and go home and do some muffin buffing
by fuckthathotass69 March 10, 2017
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muffin stable

A selection of fat ladies roaming a barn eating the feces of past animals.
I went to a hoe down last friday and met a whole muffin stable by the bathroom.
by Dr. Blueberry October 1, 2013
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Struggle Muffin

A way to describe a person who struggles every single day of their life. In every single way possible.
Person 1: Man, I got locked out of my dorm in only a towel after I took a shower.

Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.
by Anonymous68753 March 21, 2011
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Trash Muffin

A cupcake someone has licked the icing off of and throw away.

It means no one likes you they just like what comes with you.
“Sarah is such a trash muffin, I only like her for her boat. “

“Alayna is a trash muffin but it’s better then being alone during lunch.”

“I think i’m just a trash muffin to Paige and Reagan. They only ever hang out with me when they need a ride.”
by Rosalin Rocketta March 6, 2018
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