Mississippi Mud Monkey

The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.

Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.

Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey

by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025

Michigan Mud Monkey

The Michigan Mud Monkey is when you anal a girl until her shit turns to liquid then you proceed to cover her in her own shit and make her climb a tree

“I just watched this girl on pornhub get Michigan Mud Monkeyed”

by ilikebuttstuff87 January 9, 2026

The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.

by AK Daddy July 6, 2016

multmonkey

A player in a game that is pretending to actual play without accomplishing anything.

Travis is a multmonkey, all he did was shot at the sky.

by ghosttexas February 22, 2018

MooMonkeyMan

An animation style. The style is 3d with realistic yet cartoonish modeling and lighting but not the movement, which is unique and slow-paced. Named after a YouTube animator by the name of "MooMonkeyMan" for his unique style.

Friend1: Damn, why do they move so slowly?
Friend2: It actually reminds me of MooMonkeyMan.

by sususimposter May 5, 2021