mudfucker

Anyone who uses falsehoods and blatant lies to justify a self-elevated position, removing themselves physically from the dirt they belong in for short bursts, only to get dirty again and again, in and out of the mud.

John Kerry is a mudfucker.

by Kerry Hater August 18, 2004

Mud Duck

a loud, possibly juicy, fart wot sounds like a muffled duck quacking in a mud puddle.

yo that bitch was straight trippin...when we was peepin that movie she ripped a nasty mud duck son.

by j-tits July 16, 2007

Mud duck

A female from your boyfriends past who is still hovering around.... like she's stuck in the mud...

Damn!!!! Why is your ex still around babe?? She's such a mud duck...

by cook'ems August 17, 2016

Michigan Mudbucket

Take a rich ass shit in a bucket, then make the girl get in doggy style, and put the bucket in front of her and make her put her face in the bucket while you fuck her from behind.

Holy Shit Goober, i gave that slut last night the stinkiest Michigan Mudbucket ever, she smelled shit for a week!!!

by Scott Gillman May 24, 2009

Mud Duck

A person whi is a sack chaser, scandalous, visious, down right rotten

Jer is a Mud Duck

by Luv$Kush May 6, 2010

Mud Duck

A female who is aware of the fact that her sole purpose of your friendship is to fuck you whenever u want.

She isn't my girlfriend, she's just a Mud Duck!!!

by Waldo the Wolf May 4, 2017

Missouri mud duck

When a woman poops on a man's junk then he tittle fuck her..

I love when we go Missouri mud duckin!

by Rutabaga gardenhozer August 25, 2016