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Monty

A fantastic and loving man with a kind listening demeanor. Kinda shy and adores reading science fiction and playing flash games on the computer, esp Bejeweled. Tendency to stare, often invoking fear in those who aren't familiar with the Monty. Does not find it funny when others refer to him as Monty Python, as if he had not heard it before...addicted to sunflower seeds!
"See that creepy guy staring at me in the corner? He hasn't said a word to anyone and he's making me think, stranger danger"

"Who...him...oh, hes just a Monty, no worries, hes chill"
by luvpirate February 18, 2010
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Monty

Slang term for over weight female
by Sophisto July 6, 2006
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Monty

Monty - (Mon-Tee)

Def. - someone who is very stubborn and doesn't like to follow tasks correctly all the way, and occassionally plays by his rules
Wow that kid just broke a vase...What a Monty.
by approvedOcelot August 27, 2019
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Monty

the act of spilling food or drink on another individual.

(created around the same time as shev was started at a shipping company. There were several instances of an individual spilling food on other people. see also, vehicular monty)
The waiter spills your drink on you and your friend says, "the waiter pulled a monty"

You spill food on your wife and say, "I'm so sorry honey, I didn't mean to monty you!"
by mightyacorn January 14, 2010
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Monty

A dog, typically three legged, very clumsy with a long tounge that sticks out all the time. Usually prone to injury.
Wow look at that monty, he just fell off the curb!
by Lyndsey8 February 4, 2010
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Monty

A lifeless person who does not care for anything but himself, he is very picky and disagrees with everything that isn’t his own. Stay away from Monty because he’s a cunt.
Monty over there is a prick, stay away
by Archieisthebest January 15, 2020
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Monti

A humble girl, not the most attractive, but nice. She puts others before herself, but that sometimes causes negative emotions toward her. A major push-over, but means well. Does not consider herself beautiful, people may consider her a loser, and only her close friends really know her.She's beautiful both inside and out and I love her.
Oh her?? Yeah, she's such a Monti.
by Silentsalvation June 28, 2010
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