monster

A weed eater.

-"Did you hear Joey is a fucking dank monster?" -"Yeah nibbles that shit like chewing tobacco, teacher told him 'spit out the gum' n he ran out the door and hasn't been back to the class in a month." -"Shit.."

by Smackster September 30, 2003

monster

noun; from the latin monstorious; my little black cat Beans

"Damn it Beans, stop biting me! You're a monster!"

by carrie July 26, 2004

monster

a mutated version of a creature.

OMG! look at that monster :O

by freshcookie99 April 20, 2011

monster

a massive penis. 14" is a rough average for a monster.

Look at the size of lou's monster!

by Jack Grayson February 8, 2005

monster

alien abduction - an alien abducted by earthlings, rather than the other way round ( an earthling abducted by aliens )

" my neice Isabel has just given birth to a monster - she has performed an alien abduction "

by bluescreenbastard October 11, 2005

monster

a tall volleyball player named steph cao

Monster got 11 kills today!!

by aLiCeMaLiCe June 3, 2003

monster

the best song ever by skillet

person1: dude whats the best song youve ever heard? person2: monster by skillet. duh.

by ashley8u2 March 14, 2010