mophobia

Fear of being cursed by a black man.

Arthur came down with a severe case of mophobia after knocking over that Brother's 40 at the domino game.

by Apuhl M'Diq Oud January 22, 2009

Bonophobia

An intense dislike, loathing and even hatred for U2 frontman Bono, fueled by the well-founded suspicion that he is a fake blowhard pretender always trying to look magnanimous, gracious and giving in all his public activities.

I saw Bono eating a flower salad with Mick Jagger and talking about philanthropy. Since then I hate Bono.
Wow, sounds like you're suffering from Bonophobia.

by kiwi_david July 4, 2011

monophonix

incoherent jibberish muttered to oneself while walking down a street

"look at that homeless man, his monophonix is scaring the newly wed outside of that church"

by billy polygram October 11, 2003

Maxophobia

1. A fear of specific people with the name Max
2. A fear of Max Gaynuts himself
3. Max

Therapist: so, anything you wanna sa--
Basically everyone: I have Maxophobia.

by Plxmyaa May 1, 2020

mayophobia

it is the fear of mayonnaise

OH NO I HAVE MAYOPHOBIA

by ahyes June 22, 2020

Maniphobia

Fear of Jack Manifold. You just want to beat him up but are also terrified of him and he's so scary. He also has an amazing voice and that makes it scary because he is similar to a siren. Jack Manifold also endorses among us which is a sin.

Humorist: I have Maniphobia.
Jack Manifold arrives

by Humorist May 5, 2021

Monatophobia

Fear of Dying Alone

I have monatophobia because I have lost touch with my friends and family.

by RestiveSole267 January 23, 2018