monomotional

When someone expresses only one emotion usually never smiles or shows happiness.

Me- "Hey dude how you doing?" :D

Guy- :|

Me- "Ok bro have a good one!" :D

Guy- :|

Me- "Cheer up bro. Don't be so monomotional."

by Bell2k16 August 4, 2014

Monument Mythos

Monument Mythos is an analog horror created by Alex Kansas, featuring many American national monuments. The series has two seasons.

Monument Mythos is an analog horror series made by Alex Kansas.

by ughsdjf;dlghbsgkd;jfg May 4, 2022

monosexual

A person who's sexual prefernce is one sex. It can be heterosexual or homosexual.

Lisa is a monosexual lesbian and does not like men, therefore she's not bisexual.

by R·D January 1, 2004

Washington Monument

It doesn't look like George Washington... So what part of him is it really portraying? Some Rated-R level shit there. If you get it, you get it- wink wink.

Person one: "Hey, that's the Washington Monument!"
Person two: "That doesn't look like George Washington-???"

Person one: "No, obviously it's a representation of his huge, throbbing cock!"

Person two: "Oh... OH!?"

by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

Monogede

A word used when you're so drunk that you can't actually talk/spell/do anything. At all. Except lie on the floor, texting your friends nonsensical messages.

'Monogede our of my lovely hughn.'

See, this received messages makes no sense, but the word 'monogede' stands out, and therefore merits its own dictionary definition

by Ladyash April 15, 2008

National Monument

The act of filling someone else's toilet bowl with copious amounts of toilet paper and proceeding to lay a shit nest on top. Do NOT flush! The next person in to the bathroom will not be able to flush your masterpiece and they sure as hell won't want to reach in to clean it. Most effective if you can enter and leave the bathroom without being seen.

Dude, this party's lame. I'm gonna sneak in to the can and leave a national monument in the bowl.

by Hugh G. Rexion April 26, 2006

Washington Monument

Little do citizens know, this statue regarded as a monument honoring Geroge Washington is a last resort escape pod for the president of the USA during an alien invasion.

During the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of Gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.

Overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this space shuttle and escape without harm.

Secret Services: Mr. President, the followers are landing on the Eastern Coast.

President: Quickly, Get to the Washington Monument!

by BWSparked April 15, 2008