braindead monkerton

The term is used to describe someone or something that is inept or below average intelligence.

The word "monkerton" is formed from the shortening of "monkey" -> "monk" with an additonal "erton." (To signify relevance or importance)

Got_bot just teamkilled again. What a braindead monkerton.

by smore007 April 21, 2018

cock mongler

A cock mongler is someone who can not get enough of cock. When sucking it they will slap it on their face and rub it on every other part of their body within range of the cock.

I dont think head will ever be the same. I met the girl of my dreams a true cock mongler.

by yofaceyo October 16, 2006

choad mongler

1) Two men that are gay with one another and enjoy one anothers choad.

2) A man that enjoys playing with a choad.

1) My boyfriend and I are choad monglers together.

2) Don't be mean to me because im a choad mongler and like to play with his little choad.

by austin nigger lips February 24, 2008

fecker monker

A polite way of saying 'fucking monkey'

Thought to have derived from the pseudo expletive vernacular as used in the comedy tv programme 'Father Ted'.

"father, you're a fecker monker!"

by dickie936 July 30, 2009

monker

hip, post-modern term to describe an odd friend you haven't seen in a while

I haven't seen Matt in like a year, he's such a monker.

by smigdig December 13, 2008

Monkers

A man who resembles a monkey

that guy looks a bit like a monkers

by dude who knows words July 10, 2011

Monklet

A very small vagina. See Monkey Fist in Urban Dictonary. Term used by southern males.

Does she have a Monklet? Her vagina is smaller than a Rhesus research monkey with it's fist balled up.

by EchoFree October 20, 2007