monkeyfucker

n. a provocative but endearing prankster, not exasperating enough to be deemed a motherfucker.

Did you drop a Mentos in my diet soda? You monkeyfucker.

by snarkymalarkey September 26, 2009

monkeyfast

1) akin to super-fly or dope, meaning which something is cool beyond typical english language

2) to perform repetitive or mundane functions with uncommon dexterity and speed

3) An non-definable measurement of great speed and slickness

Dude,that was totally monkeyfast. Now we have time to read.

by reggieboy December 14, 2008

Monkeyfistfart

A form of spontaneous gaslighting where a person makes up a word on the spot while riffing on a subject, and the listener momentarily believes it's a real term, so the speaker goes with it continuing to convince the listener that it really is a thing to see how far they can take it.

x: "Where do you want to eat?"
y: "Somewhere with snebits (like rabbit food & veggies sounding word) food"
x: "What the hell is 'SNEBITS' food?!?!"
y: "Salad"
x: "Whaaaaat? Is that a THING?"
y: Yea. You've never heard of it? REALLTY? Even as a kid? Must be an East coast thing."
x: "No, never. Wow. Don't tell anyone."

(that's a monkeyfistfart)

by mankx April 12, 2020

monkeyboyism

The act of being a monkey

Person 1: "wow that dude is wild!"
Person 2: "yeah, he's engaging in monkeyboyism"

by LuiMonkey May 26, 2020

Monkeylish

A Monkeylish is a beautiful, sweet, silly and sometimes forgetful girl. A Monkeylish always has her heart in the right place even when she momentarily forgets and lashes out ruthlessly at the target of her scorn. She is brave and appears to be outgoing even though she is secretly shy. Her eyes are the color of a mysterious sea that changes with the tides. She has tiny baby hands with dimples no matter her age and if you see something that is magical and defies definition for its beauty is too overwhelming to describe, that is a Monkeylish. One of a kind!

Omg! That is so dazzling in its beauty! A true Monkeylish!

by Miabohemian November 24, 2021

Monkeytype

A game always played by Texpo Tang. Because his typing sound is too loud, everyone tries to mock him. Texpo always shows his typing speed to others, but actually no one cares.

Teacher: "What's Texpo doing with his laptop mate?"
Me: "His playing monkeytype mate"
Teacher: "Texpo, put it away or I AM GONNA SEND YOU OUT"

by Fat duck pro April 26, 2023

Monkeylegohandfeetphobic

The fear/hatred of lego monkey's having lego hands instead of lego feet.

Person A: Don't scare me like that! I hate lego monkey's that have lego hands instead of feet!

Person B: you are being Monkeylegohandfeetphobic!

by Lego monkie kid facts September 30, 2023