artic monkeys

tottallly chill band, one of the best indie rock bands and one of the most well known. popular songs flouresent adolecent.AWSOME!!!!! yet not that well known.
Alex Turner
Jamie Cook
Nick O'Malley
Matt Helders<<<band memebers

Kid1:I lovee all music soo much i have the best play list?
Kid2: so what type of music do you like ?
Kid1:Britany spears,you?
Kid2:oh im into indierock,artic monkeys is a cool band
kid1:whatss indie rock? ..why havnt i herd them on kiss 108
Kid: maybe cause you bought your entire playlist off itunes most popular catagorie mainstreem bitch

by sexkitten22bb August 18, 2011

arctic monkeys

4 beautiful boys from Sheffield. They write catchy songs and the NME love them (rightly so). Apparently they're awesome live. I will confirm this on March 29

Arctic Monkeys are soo good. Can't wait for the album (Jan 23 UK, Jan 26 North America UK IMPORT, Feb 21 North America)

by Jasmine Potter-Ferdinand July 24, 2008

monkeyspank

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.

"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"

by dilary huff October 5, 2007

18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.

l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

Monkees

Sex gods who made great music and great television.Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork and Mike Nesmith. Sexy.

I love the Monkees. They are sex gods.

by Christine July 16, 2004

monkeysphere

The idea that people you know well (those in your "monkeysphere") are more important to you than others (those outside your "monkeysphere")

For more information see article at www pointlesswasteoftime com / monkeysphere.html

That's why they don't mind stealing your stereo or vandalizing your house or cutting your wages or raising your taxes or bombing your office building or choking your computer with spam advertising diet and penis drugs they know don't work. You're outside their Monkeysphere. In their mind, you're just a vague shape with a pocket full of money for the taking.

by Overture December 6, 2005

montessori

Name of Italian woman doctor and anthropologist who studied children's behavior for the first half of the 20th century. She developed an educational system that allows children to learn and experience the world with the goal of being a thoughtful, contributing member of society. Often called "cosmic education" because of its well-rounded approach. Very often misunderstood in the USA because teacher-led classrooms are in direct opposition to Montessori's student-led method of learning.

That Montessori school has it going on: geography, practical life, grace and courtesy, a garden, and those kids can read, write, and do math!!

by Montessori Mama September 2, 2005