Girth Monkeys

Used when referring to a large set of breasts.

A: Damn dude did you see Jayce’s Girth monkeys last night?!
B: Yeah dude they were buckin!

by Giggittygiggitygoo February 9, 2019

Shrub Monkeys

A hilarious comic made by a very talented artist by the name of KT Shy. It features the artist's siblings, Hes and Shagster. There's not too shrubs, though. Or monkeys for that matter.

Dude! That comic is totally Shrub Monkeys.
(That's a bad example, but oh well.)

by ~coolbeanz77 October 21, 2008

shrub monkeys

An ill webcomic about some chick and her bro and her sis, and they're in Canada or something. Also, anime!

Seriously, what's the deal with shrub monkeys? There's a monkey in it, like, once.

by notoriousD August 26, 2008

goo monkeys

Winged monkeys from the Wizard of Oz who swoop down, masturbate, marking their territory and then flying away.

I walked into my dorm room and nearly slipped in all the spooge. The goo monkeys must have landed last night.

by Guillermo August 29, 2003

carrier monkeys

sick children, children with colds, the flu, or viruses...

I think little johnny gave me his cold. Keep that little fuckin carrier monkey out of my house from now on

by undisputed May 8, 2003

Funee Monkee

God himself, the creator of all of existence, and an eternal forever living all powerful god like being that has all but unlimited power.

Luvable i luv funee monkee
Funee monkee
Funee funee funee monkee
Funee monkee gif
Funee monkee monkee gif
Funee monkee monkee gif
Funee monkee monkee gif

Luk at The monkee
Its a monkee
Luk at The monkee,, at the monkee
Nausea, luk at The monkee
Smile, luk at The monkee
Doondi, luk at The monnee monnee monkee monkee
Got the monnee
Monkee i got monkee
Snot, luk at The monkee
Funee monkee,, snot luk at The funee monkee
I said luk at The monkee, look at The fxcking monkee!!!
Funee monkee,, funee monkee The,, funee monkee

by Funee Monkee January 6, 2021

arctic monkeys

Sheffield (England) band, featuring Alex Turner, Jamie Cook, Andy Nicholson and Matt Helders. Universally loved for their conversational, colloquialism-heavy lyrics (bordering on the pretentious); solid rock sound and accented vocals. The band was formed around 2002, and released two UK No. 1's in 2005. Their album, 'Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not', was released on 23 January, 2006, and criticised by some for displaying a man smoking on the cover (to which I say: as if kids want to look like that guy!)

Me: Hey, have you heard that new Arctic Monkeys song?
Friend: Yeah, I love Arctic Monkeys! Are you going to their Sydney gig?

by scrabelle July 30, 2008