The act of eating someone’s ass while they suffer from raging diarrhea. The person who is eating the ass is sprayed with diarrhea and gives them a beard that looks like Jeff Moffitt.
Molly once demanded to eat my ass. I told her, "Molly, i've been having some pretty bad diarrhea. ...and i've got one on deck. I don't think you wanna do that." Turns out she's into Messy Moffitt’s. ...She looked like she grew a beard afterwards.
by Doc_that_guy October 31, 2022
Get the Messy Moffitt mug.A ball of pubic hair on, or detached from, the male or female private regions. not excluding testes, assholes, or dirty armpits.
"my roommate left a moffett on the toilet seat after shaving his dirty balls."
"i found a moffet in the drain after investigating my clogging issues."
"i found a moffet in the drain after investigating my clogging issues."
by Vfa-83 LINE March 13, 2009
Get the Moffett mug.Someone who adds a large portion of milk to their coffee, thus the drink being either 50% or more milk and the other portion being coffee.
example:50%(or more) Milk - 50%(or less) coffee = Moffee
example:50%(or more) Milk - 50%(or less) coffee = Moffee
by KHInk May 30, 2008
Get the [Moffee] mug.From the Persian word "moffchor" (freeloader). Hence to moff, means to freeload. Items acquired from moffing are termed moffage.
I moffed 20 plastic forks from the student cafeteria.
I moffed a free dinner at a party I wasn't even invited to.
I moffed a free dinner at a party I wasn't even invited to.
by anon February 8, 2005
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Get the moffed it mug.Moffeits are generally nice people and are usually Virgo’s.They strive to be recognized while not seeking attention. Moffeits are strong and independent and will only rely on certain people. They hate lies but also lie for themselves. If you get on their bad side, well... good luck.
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