ModernSoldier

Certified eshay and giga chad. His charisma is so powerful it makes all women's panties drop in a 5 metre radius when he looks at them.

I would love to be like ModernSoldier one day.

by DoomViles May 6, 2021

method of modern love

Classic song by 'rock n soul' duo Hall and Oats. It was featured on their 1984 album 'Big Bam Boom' and was released the following year as a single and video, which got a lot of airplay on MTV and The Box.

Rapper Method Man sampled the spelled-out version of this song's chorus on his 1993 song that shares his name, featured on the Wu Tang Clan's classic album Enter the 36 Chambers

A nice text message or email to your hubby is a 'method of modern love'.

by Lamarrw3 April 21, 2008

Modern Smorefare 2

The game that Modern Warfare 2 has become: a madhouse where every game is filled with campers.

James: Call of Duty is such a great game, bro!!
Chris: Why would you still play Modern Smorefare 2, it's filled with campers!

by redmetal777 April 29, 2010

modern music

Shit, crap, feces, defication, shat,

"Hey Mtv just got a lot more Shit on the countdown"
"hey dude can I use your bathroom, Ive got some serious modern music buildup"

by Ben Spencer July 11, 2006

Modern Femenist

Someone who claims to strive for equality of the sexes, but is actually trying to institute inequality with Women over Men. Some are delusional, others are manipulative and power-hungry. All are paranoid.

Did you see Anita Sarkeesian yesterday? Total Modern Femenist.

by FDrybob January 25, 2016

Modern Music

From what it means and symbolises in our culture today, 'modern' music is nothing more than commercialised crap worshipped by those that cant comprehend the effort put into REAL music. Modern music is often the work of fat greedy managers churning out the sassy stylised crap in the hopes of increasing their bank balance. On the other hand, you could see it as a global conspiracy wherein the government is acting through the music industry to prevent bands who could deliver important social messages and revolutionary ideas from ever being successful and putting the control of the masses via the government in jeopardy. Your choice. Modern music described in the form above usually appeared after late 2006, and the only bands that dont fall into this category include bands who either started off before the 21st century and have remained successful to this day, or a few notable exceptions such as MGMT, Beach House, and a few other decent bands I have yet to discover. Unfortunately, the current music scene will continue to churn out this garbage and drown out decent bands who could bring forth a new musical revolution etcetera... so unfortunately for now, its here to stay :'(

Dont you just wish music today was made by bombed out rock stars high on drugs with tons of groupies instead of shitty corporate whores and managers who are only in it for the financial gain... pity the underdog, for modern music represents the latter :/

by Firelovesugar August 10, 2010

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

by Nick D May 30, 2006