Moby for one

Lying to yourself and others about going to Moby Dick Brewery for “one” beer and proceeding to drink three beers minimum.

Someone: Dude I’m buzzed as fuck, I need to het home and sleep before work tomorrow.
Someone: Moby For One?
Someone: sure….

by Ginger Snappah Head October 05, 2021

tim and moby

two gay niggas just teachin 5th graders. moby is tims lover.

maggie: have you heard of tim and moby?

tod: oh yeah aren't they that one gay couple that taught me pi in 5th grade?

by pencapjim March 29, 2018

moby huge

A big ass dildo
(3 feet long)

How am i going to fit that Moby Huge up my vag??

by TheOnlyHandle December 30, 2015

moby vagina

It is used when a girl has a big vagina. Like the size of a whale

Jennifer must've been fisted a lot because she has a moby vagina!

by Ms. Sucia October 28, 2015

dot mobi

A way to get online using your mobile phone (.mobi like .com) that loads quickly on a phone and has less data charges because the sites are small and have only the most important information on them.

Can you believe that guy paid $600,000 for a dot mobi?

by mobi enthusiast February 11, 2008

Moby Dick

It's a book...

Moby Dick is one of the most monumental books published in the Ninteenth century, and is the greatest sea story ever told... I don't know where these other sick fucks got their information.

by Melville119 May 06, 2011

Moby's Dick

When masturbating so hard your dick turns various shades of light to dark grey, blue and black.

"Dude, My penis got amputated yesterday because I had Moby's Dick."

by FlipSpiceland November 29, 2012