MM

MM is the short form of Much Music, Canada's version of MTV. It plays more music than MTV, yet is somehow a lot more ghetto. Perhaps it is because they hire somebody off of the street every year as part of their Search?
Person 1: I was watching MM's Punk Show yesterday, and they played a fucking Emo band!
Person 2: Yeah, MM is ghetto.
Person 1: And pumo.
Person 1 and 2: SO NOT RELLIN!
by Sahara April 20, 2005
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Attractive, beautiful and bright girl. She can't even cook a sandwich but she likes cats very much. He keeps about 67 children in the cellar.
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depressed emotional suicide that is very bored and a rat
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Mobile Molestation Station, aka "creepy van". Typically a full size van, extra points for murals painted on the side, or the '70s bubble window and/or curtains
Have you seen the new neighbors? The guy drives an MMS and looks pretty creepy, don't let the kids out of your sight!
by Tex-Rob September 17, 2009
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Moldy Muff Syndrome
When a man is able to detect the presence of a woman before she is seen. Due to her nasty twat which often looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise, but not mayonaise like Hellman's more like mayonaise that you left on the picnic table in the sun for two days in July. Side-effects include upset stomach, vomitting, diarrhea, burning eyes, and the tendency to stab yourself in the face with a spork.
"Mid You got MMS"
"What's that?"
"Moldy Muff Syndrome."
by Kenaickey February 04, 2010
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