Mark Darlow

An older, British gentleman who enjoys living out those good old military days so many moons ago. A Mark Darlow continuously wastes money on impressive cars, such as the very British Jaguar.

'Hey, check out that British Guy in his Jag, he's such a Mark Darlow.'

by Gefre August 11, 2009

S.E. MARk

the worst printer on the fucking planet

-Mr P! Mr P! It didn't print!
-Well did u print it to FUCKIN S.E. MARk?!?!
-no.
-How many FUCKING times do i have to say it. S. E. MAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK

by Slappy McSlapJob November 1, 2010

Mark Sanford

1. To preach "family values" and "good morals" only to be caught violating said values and morals.

2. To disappear to Argentina without telling anyone where you are going.

3. Governor of South Carolina who disappeared to Argentina to see his mistress but lied and said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. He didn't even tell his family he was leaving.

1. See hypocrite.

2. Many Nazi war criminals pulled Mark Sanfords after World War 2 to avoid prison or execution.

3. Mark Sanford is a dumbass hypocrite.

by unknown342 June 24, 2009

Markac

A slang term for anal masturbation

That cucumber is perfect for some Markac action

by pseudonym129874 July 19, 2011

Oh Hi Mark

(exclamation) a greeting you say flatly to the person who has been watching you doing something embarrassing.

it’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi Mark.

by Hogan Torah October 17, 2020

mark patterson

McGregor 5 time Men’s Club Champ, women’s 3 time club champ. 8 total

I didn’t know the answer.. I was like Mark Patterson.. cause he’s stupid.

by GUCCIGANGGGG4LIFE May 11, 2018

Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022