Mitoconjuring

The ability to transform enemies into allies , mostly without them knowing it.

Similar to how our ancient ancestors coopted mitochondria

That bitch Cecile think she's stealing from me , not realizing but I did some mitoconjuring I got a legitimate case for my money being stolen to get even more from my mama.

by rmeddy1 April 6, 2015

Mitochondria

The powerhouse of the cell.

Kid: Mrs. Falafel, I don't know how to do my math homework.
Teacher: Worry not. The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

by pineappleleaf458 June 7, 2018

mitoman

Mito (abriviation for Mitoman) is actually in French which means liar or lie

Leo said that I sat in front in the bus this morning I sreamed "Mitoman" because that was mot true

by ZAMFAM. Officially September 15, 2020

email mitosis

The process by which an email, which you are copied on, has replicated each of its replies, separated the thread into several identical threads, each containing in its own new information from the others copied, without you knowing what the fuck is going on anymore

Hey I was looking into that Baggage that got lost and I found that it wasn't in our storage facility.

Yeah, everyone already knew that because Someone else found it found it like an hour ago, I guess you weren't on that thread...

I think urban dictionary should have a definition about "email mitosis" to describe that phenomenon.

by andyisgodsgift January 3, 2014

Group Chat Mitosis

When a group chat splits off into a smaller group chat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discreet than straight up removing someone.

I knew that Caitlyn would confront us about removing her from our group chat, so we had a group chat mitosis.

by Struggle Station September 7, 2017

Mitochondria

tHe PoWeRhOuSe Of ThE cElL

tEaChEr:OkAy So ThE mItOcHoNdRiA iS tHe PoWeRhOuSe Of ThE cElL
me: why does this definition exist

by Tyler1 except without the 1 October 24, 2019

Mitowie

A baby name you give a pet for cute emphasis . Mitowie is derived from "Misty" (another name you can give a pet)

Awe look how cute Mitowie is, she's so fluffy and furry, like a little baby.

by Chickadee28 May 20, 2017