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Misery Pile

The stash of empty beer cans and bottles of alcohol that you hide from your parents because you're too afraid to take them out to the trash and get caught. Usually in a closet or drawer, in a strewn-about, unorganized manner.
Dude, throw those bottles in the Misery Pile" "I don't think there is any room." "Fuck!... we're awesome.
by KingAlmightyHotshit January 22, 2011
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misery poker

A game played between people that have ridiculous amounts of work. It is played by calling, raising and betting assignments. It is often played by college students.
It's unbelievable, but I just lost misery poker to Christina. I had a term paper, a test in art history, and a lab but she raised me a history paper.
by Leah Beah March 29, 2009
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Misery Index

The best fuckin' metal band on the planet.
If you want to listen to good music, pick up a Misery Index album.
by DeadByDawn October 5, 2004
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Misery Bitch

pathetic, to always be whining or complaining because nothing is going your way, to stay at home and mope over things not going your way.
'Just because she won't leave her boyfriend for him, he's being a total misery bitch and won't come party with us anymore.'
by Jocedub October 30, 2008
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Misery Businessed

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them
Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!
by Theguywiththeflowercrown August 14, 2018
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Misery Boner

The sexual arousal derived from experiencing or watching others experience misery.

To enjoy one's own misery or that of others.

Synonym: Schadenfreude
John got a misery boner when Wade failed to get into Mechanical Engineering.
by WCAVSTECH May 4, 2019
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Misery High

Misery High is a roleplaying group on deviantART.com. It has become a very interesting as well as equally dangerous school located in Misery Falls, west Virginia. There are very many rumors circling the school that usually stem from the comment of death and danger.
The only way to know this for sure is if more people attend Misery High to uncover it's secrets.
As the name states it is a school of misery but from this misery there is excitement and interest. Plus the rumors can't always be true, can they? Whatever the case may be, this school is definitely to die for.
1. "Have you heard of Misery High?"
2. "Some people say there are ghosts at Misery High, do you think it's true?"
3. "Misery High always has a lot of rumors."
by GarnetEncrustedCarnations August 6, 2011
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