Ministry

A synth pop group from the early 80's that ended up going in a completely different direction, becoming one of the greatest Industrial metal bands ever by the late 80's and early 90's. Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails would later rip them off when he created the Broken album.

by MeBabyMe July 23, 2003

minister of cuddles

One who is drunk at a bar with a group of people and randomly disapears to the bathroom. Thus returning, the person will have a "hello my name is" sticker which says "minister of cuddles" which came from the bathroom. Typically this person has no memory of how this got on the person. No memory of how it got there or knows why they have the sticker there. After this point peopletypically will bug them returning from the bathroomand talk about the name tag for the next. 6 weeks.

Hey, we're did jared go. .. not sure. ... Oh there he is. He' went to the bathroom and now is a minister of cuddles.

by the cannoli April 19, 2013

minister of war

To have to consult you partner, Wife, Spouse about something that you know could possibly end up in a argument.

Also referred to as Minister of Finance

Person 1: Hey bro, Wanna come out to the pub tonight .
Person 2: Sure! I just have to check with the Minister of War first.

by MACKCOMM May 30, 2016

Minism

Maximum score with minimum effort on a daily basis.

Minism - powered by knowledge, talent, and charisma.

I never saw him studying and he still one of the best in our class. What is the secret?
- Minism.

by Brand Making Machine October 29, 2019

miniskirt

a device used to allow slutty girls to be uptight about their sluttyness

Slut: Did you look up my miniskirt?
Guy: Err, no?
Slut: I'm calling the cops!

by Smeego February 2, 2005

Ministry of Magic

1. The wizarding version of the British government in the Harry Potter book series.
2. A Wizard Rock or Wrock band.

1. 'The Ministry of Magic are clueless about Sirius Black's whereabouts.'
'Tell me about it!'

2. 'Did you catch the Ministry of Magic at Portus?'
'Yeah! They were amazing!'

by Stella. x December 9, 2008

decolletage ministry

This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant decolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.

Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing decolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.

by evil pop tart May 30, 2009