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Millenials

People who only eat sushi and think they're healthy, be on the internet for 10 hours and think they're better people because they drive hybrid cars. They also probably have around five partners and don't want marriage or kids. Oh and, some of them are alcohol addicts. Also they have a weird obsession with Pokémon and Techno music.
Alan: Hey man! I just got a hybrid car! I will surely go to heaven for doing so much to protect the Earth's environment!
James: *sigh* Millenials...
by LegacyFilet January 26, 2024
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post-kardashian millenial

a concept or initiative meant to embrace the mentality of an individual living in a social climate where the Kardashian obsession is no longer a phenomenon but the influence of the family's best qualities are apparent

a paradigm shift where the collective attention focused on the family is redirected onto us, permitting us a uniquely large shared head space to be filled with our sincerest personal stories in ways that popular culture contrives and deprives us of

re-appropriating the kardashian brand as a means of queering the platform and shedding visibility on less privileged identities
Friend 1: Did you see the final part of the Bruce interview last night?
Friend 2: Naw, but did you see another trans woman of color was brutally murdered for no reason again last night?
Friend 1: woah, i hadn't heard, that's pretty post-kardashian

Friend A: Are you a member of the facebook group /inb4/?
Friend B: the one where all the queer underground DIY netkids, artists, musicians n creatives share selfies celebrating their taboo?
Friend A: yah that one
Friend B: word i am, hella post-kardashian millenials in there
by littleprincest May 26, 2015
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millenial

pissed off thirty something that has a hand cannon a lb of weed or more and $50,000 and wants to leave north america who has 12 acres but cant pay rent.
whats that millenial banker doing walking around with a handgun?
by Cody5050 November 8, 2020
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millenial lunch

A young girl (in their 20s) who just got a haircut and is looking like a snack. But you need to go to the drugstore first.
- Hey, look at that millenial lunch.
>What? The nachos? (Stares at girl across the bar)
- Doesn't that look great? Don't you want some?
> Yea, but I have to go to the drugstore first.
by FRlTZ October 18, 2017
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Millenial era

An hybrid race of jews from and born to raised naturaly in mecca.
If i were from the millenial era i would buy an nike fitbit fuelband ice and prepare my decisions before affirmations take over consecutive order to proceed in life long progressions. An example is prison in route 25. 1 % megacorp downtoen Los Angeles. But thy question to Ted Bundy, should it be part of the killilluminati 1$ dollar bill.?.-USA
by On thee trend January 8, 2020
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Millenial Towers

Newly constructed, high-priced high rise apartment buildings located in an urban center or gentrified neighborhood. These complexes are known as Millennial Towers because of their popularity with millenials.
Did you hear about Greg? He moved into those new Millenial Towers downtown
by BigSexyTeddyBear October 7, 2018
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Millenial

Someone who did not own a smartphone in highschool
You had a razor in highschool! You’re such a millenial!
by Karpalicious March 25, 2023
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