by kurusumas July 16, 2023
Mika is a tall brown haired soccer player. He is quite moody and serious. If things don’t go his way he will be angry. He likes short girls named jaqi
by Liljaqi July 19, 2021
Mika is the most amazing and stunning girl you will ever meet in your entire life, she is unique just like her name and when she walks into a room she is the centre of attention, if you ever meet a girl called Mika never let her go because you will never find somebody like her again. Mika can turn on the heat when need be and can be totally sexy, leaving you a pile of slime on the floor when she’s finished. Her fiery personality makes her an annoying friend at times but when you need her she will always be there for you with open arms.
by saintba6y July 20, 2019
Def. 1: A whørë, slut, and any other kind degrading sexual term.
Def. 2: A fat blob of black or clear oil in someone's path. The clear oil most likely is sperm.
Def. 2: A fat blob of black or clear oil in someone's path. The clear oil most likely is sperm.
One day, my friend went to get some action. Too bad he hooked up with a mika.
There was a spill that looked a lot like a Mika.
There was a spill that looked a lot like a Mika.
by MJRV21 April 13, 2009
Mika is a shit pop singer who somehow managed to gain the number 1 spot in the UK in January 2007. His talents include copying other people's vocal styles, creating tunes that make you want to kill yourself because they are so annoying, oh and he has alien feet. He also loves himself more than fat kids love cake. Mika = CRAP!
by JamJar April 18, 2007