Midwood High School

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The congested and generic urban public school located in Brooklyn, NY where students are able to walk down the elite houses of Bedford avenue and onto the industrial, risky yet entertaining slums of The Junction. It is where the student must sign in a marble notebook set up by an unkind Haitian woman in order to piss in the flooded soap less paper towel-less bathroom. Where the hall passes are the size of your torso and bold and yellow. Where you find your usual bitches and beasts. Where the much prided new science annex has malfunctioning heat and the shiny bathrooms are exclusive only to the The Phantom of The Wood. Where you either become bulldozed or the bulldozer while inching your way through the overly populated and intimate currents of students during hallway passing. Therefore, swipe that ID card…and welcome to Midwood.

thuggish black man-student to pure defenseless bookbag laden freshman boy in Midwood High School auditorium: "Where ma money? Where ma money? Welcome to Midwood.. Where ma money?"

by vixsisodrol December 17, 2008

Midwood

Midwood is a neighborhood in the south central part of Brooklyn, New York, about halfway between Prospect Park and Coney Island. It borders neighborhoods like, East Flatbush, Marine Park Sheepshead Bay and Bensonhurst. Over the past twenty years it has turned from an Italian/Irish to a mostly Russian and orthodox Jewish area.

Growing up my block in Midwood was all Americans and now its all Jews ans Russians.

by bknyc August 4, 2007

midwife

A person, usually a woman, who is trained to assist women in childbirth.

I'm so glad that my midwife helped me while I was in labor.

by some crackhead December 30, 2005

Midwest Sucks

The belief that the middle of the United States is inferior to the east,west,south,north coastal areas.

Comedians say it a lot when they are doing shows on the coasts."The Midwest sucks.I was in South Dakota last week and asked some of the backstage people if they had a lot of Jews and they said"yup we have apple,grape all kinds of juice".

by MP5 July 9, 2010

Midwest Mudbomb

A sexual act where one person lies face down on the floor. The other person sits perpendicularly on the other person's butt. The two people then spread their cheeks, inch their buttholes as close as they can to one another, and proceed to pass gas into each other's buttholes.

I met this girl at the bar last night. But I didn't want to cheat on Susan. So we just did a Midwest Mudbomb.

by Manimalmax May 9, 2020

midwee

The midwee can often be found lurking in the midwest with a cool calm attitude to match their cool calm miller. Unlike the coastie, they prefer their tan from a bottle. Much like the Caribou, the midwee sheilds their hooves with tall boots and black, brown or skin tight jeans. Their hair, much like their attitude is warm, dark and mysterious. Always ready to party, the midwee is never far from the bar, dance floor or an all night dance party. The midwee, always the center of attention, if far away is still a sight to see.

Look at that Midwee,I tried to take her home last night, but I was not cool enough for her.

Look at all those Midwees.

That Midwee is WAYYYYY hotter than that coastie over there.

ohhhh, those lucky midwees.

You are a sexy midwee, I wish you were a midwi(plural)

by Cool Midwee December 25, 2007

midwestin

when you have sexual intercourse with a close relative while using a shotgun to take pot shots at trespassers

Brian: Damn you see nick balelo midwestin at the trailer park last night?
Chris: give him a break he can't read or write its the only way he knows how to party

by Buck Taylor November 28, 2010