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Medieval Dickweed

Adjective: A term used to describe a individual who is being rude and or annoying. The individual may have also done something to hurt the describer
Knight:*kills Ted*
Bill: You killed Ted you Medieval Dickweed!
by Dont Neg ME October 8, 2018
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Medieval Shit

The act of taking a shit in the dark when you have no power.
I'm going to be pissed if this storm causes me to have to take a medieval shit.
by UnappealingHangover April 23, 2020
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Medieval Knievel

A "way back when" stunt-daredevil on horseback. Don Quixote comes to mind.
I wonder --- if Medieval Knievel had possessed a motorcycle, would he have tried jumping over windmills instead of charging them?
by QuacksO September 3, 2020
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Medieval Cop

Medieval Cop is a mystery/humor game series created by GeminiGamer, also known as VasantJ. The games are centered around a depressed, drunk cop named Dregg Moriss who solves crimes and fights gods
Medieval Cop is the greatest game series ever created!

The person who created Medieval Cop is a genius!
by Dead Dregger September 24, 2021
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medieval

Brutal, agressive, and short tempered. Using high levels of testosterone and adrenaline.
If you dont stop fucking with every damn thing in my room...Im gonna go medieval on your ass!
by stevo April 2, 2004
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medieval

Relating to causing serious damage, in brutal fashion.
"If you don't hand over the bling-bling, I'm gonna have to medieval on you, biznatch!"
by Minstrel March 4, 2003
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medievalist

A knuckle-dragging dipshit who thinks the answer to every social problem is extreme violence, possessed of an extreme authoritarian bent due to long-term exposure to tribalistic online echo chambers, and generally has the psychology of an extreme reactionary. Does not have to be right-wing or fascist, in fact many medievalists are rabid SJWs.
Matt: Hey, Brad. Did you hear about that dumb bint on Twitter who said she didn't care about male victims of false accusations because she felt women had it worse?
Brad: Yep, just another medievalist victicrat.
by UDUser4820 May 11, 2020
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