Two midgets and my grandma

This is a damn good night. Its one of those nights that turns in to a story that you can tell at work and have people hanging off your every word.

O my sweet Jesus last night was Fucked. This moring i woke-up With
two midgets and my grandma

by Psycosmoke April 20, 2005

poopin on midgets

When you shit on a fucking midget

I've been poopin on midgets

by Mrigloo506 March 5, 2014

midgetese

Anyone or anything that is of midget proportion.

Damn that camera is midgetese, it's so small that I could use it as a spy cam for the girls shower room.

or

Damn that lady is so midgetese, look at her she's less than half my height!

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

mingelet

Someone acting like a pussy or the general vaginal area.

Quit crying you mingelet it's just a scratch.

by represedasshole November 25, 2009

Midgetsu

Midgetsu is an ancient marshal art technic, made by the midget monks in Nepal. It is studied by the midget monks all over the world. Mostly in central asia. To study the ancient technic of midgetsu you must be the midget. MIdgets carry the midgetsu in there blood. The midgets to a every 10 years to journey to mount everest to see and learn from the midget monks. Midgetsu uses the short height as an advantage, in combat.

Midget: I have studied the art of midgetsu, and i am ready to beat you up sensually. Experience my Tranquility .
Person: Imma whoop your ass, boi.
Midget: HayyYa

by Badass Stuff November 15, 2017

midgelation

in statistics if one wanted to know what the general midget population of a city, state, or country was; it would be known as the “midgelation” of the area.

STEEZY - “what’s the general midgelation of Wyoming?”

by stxxzuschrist May 6, 2022

Midgets

short creatures that like close contact and gather in secluded places

A: Eat your meal and go upstairs. The midgets have already gone upstairs and there is no one upstairs.
B: Oops. I have to hurry.

by itishwhatitis August 12, 2023